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EYE OF MUTE...
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BLADDER OF COBRA...
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AND WHISKER OF A RAT.
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OH, HI, KIDDIES.
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I WAS JUST RUSTLING
UP A SICKENING SNACK
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FOR A GHASTLY GUEST.
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HEH HEH HEH!
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LET'S SEE.
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I NEED THE BLOOD
OF A SACRIFICED GOAT.
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WHOOPS.
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IT'S GOT TO BE A VIRGIN GOAT.
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GUESS YOU'RE OFF
THE HOOK, NELLIE!
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HEH HEH HEH!
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TONIGHT'S STORY
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IS ABOUT A DIFFERENT
KIND OF SACRIFICE...
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A SACRIFICE MADE FOR LOVE.
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AH HA HA HA!
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AH HA HA HA!
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME, MA'AM.
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HEY, THANKS A LOT.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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WHAT'S YOUR NEIGHBOR LIKE?
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WHY?
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JUST CURIOUS.
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YOU PUNCHED P.H. 2,
AND I PUNCHED P.H. ONE.
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I FIGURE YOU MUST
BE THE NEIGHBOR
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OF MR. SEBASTIAN FIELDING.
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I SUPPOSE YOU'RE A SALESMAN.
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YES, MA'AM. THAT'S
HOW I MAKE MY LIVING,
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SELLING THINGS.
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I CAN SELL DAMN NEAR
ANYTHING TO DAMN NEAR ANYONE.
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HA HA HA!
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EXCUSE ME.
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MM-HMM.
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GLAD YOU COULD COME, MR. REED,
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THOUGH I DON'T RIGHTLY KNOW
HOW A MAN COULD BE EXPECTED
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TO DO ANY BUSINESS
IN THIS WHORE'S DREAM.
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IT'S VERY, UH... IMPRESSIVE.
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IT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO AWE.
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ARE YOU AWED, MR. REED?
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NO.
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GOOD, BECAUSE I SURE
DON'T WANT TO DO BUSINESS
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WITH A MAN THAT'S GONNA
GET ALL SLACK-JAWED
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OVER SOME PAINT AND PLASTER
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AND A FEW STICKS OF FURNITURE.
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YOU KNOW THE ONLY 2 THINGS
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THAT EVER AWED ME, MR. REED?
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NAH.
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MONEY AND PUSSY.
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WELL, THEY SEEM TO
ATTRACT EACH OTHER.
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HO HO, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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COME ON OVER HERE, SON.
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I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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THE OCEAN, A LITTLE
SLIVER OF IT ANYWAY.
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FURTHER OVER TO THE RIGHT.
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NOW WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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L.A.
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NO, SIR.
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WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT
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IS THE MONEY, PUSSY,
AND BULLSHIT CAPITAL
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OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
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YOU OWN THIS PENTHOUSE,
CORRECT, MR. FIELDING?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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ALSO PENTHOUSE NUMBER 2.
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I BOUGHT 'EM BOTH 'CAUSE I DON'T
LIKE NOSY NEIGHBORS AROUND.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BIG GUY?
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MONEY AND PUSSY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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SO, MR. FIELDING, YOUR REAL
ESTATE REPLACEMENT VALUE,
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INCLUDING CONTENTS, COMES
TO APPROXIMATELY $9 MILLION.
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YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME
HOW I GOT YOUR NAME.
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I MUST ADMIT I AM CURIOUS.
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WELL, I GOT IT FROM
OLD JERRY JASPER,
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PRESIDENT OF YOUR COMPANY.
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OH.
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ME AND JERRY SERVE ON A
COUPLE OF BOARDS TOGETHER,
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AND WHEN I DECIDED I WAS GONNA
CHANGE INSURANCE COMPANIES,
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CALLED OLD JERRY AND
TOLD HIM TO SEND ME
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THE SMARTEST, SLICKEST
SALESMAN HE'S GOT IN L.A.,
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AND HE SENT YOU.
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I'M FLATTERED.
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THE ONLY THING IS
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OLD JERRY DIDN'T TELL ME
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HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT NEGOTIATING.
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KICKBACK TIME, RIGHT?
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OH, SHIT, BOY, IF I'D WANTED TO
BUY ME SOME INSURANCE RETAIL,
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ALL I GOTTA DO IS PICK UP
THE PHONE AND DO IT MYSELF.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED YOU FOR?
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HOW MUCH?
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I WANT 30% OF YOUR COMMISSION.
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WHY, MR. FIELDING?
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY?
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YOU SMART-ASSING ME, BOY?
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SON, I NEVER PAY THE
ASKING PRICE FOR ANYTHING,
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WHICH IS WHY I LIVE HERE,
AND YOU LIVE WHERE?
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MARINA DEL YUK?
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I'LL GIVE YOU 20%.
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BOY, YOU JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND, DO YOU?
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NOW IF I DON'T GET 30%,
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I'M JUST GONNA TAKE
FROM ANOTHER COMPANY.
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HMM...
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I'LL HAVE OUR DOCTOR
MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
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WITH YOU, MR. FIELDING.
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Woman: WHAT DOCTOR?
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OH, NOTHING TO
FRET ABOUT, SUGAR.
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NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
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THIS IS MR. JIM REED.
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HE SOLD ME A MESS OF INSURANCE
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WITH OLD JERRY JASPER'S COMPANY.
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YOU REMEMBER JERRY, DON'T YOU?
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OH, I REMEMBER
THAT I DETEST HIM.
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FOR SOME REASON, YOUR BOSS
JUST PISSES HER OFF ROYAL.
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I'M MRS. FIELDING, MR. REED.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, MRS. FIELDING.
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THANK YOU.
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WOULD YOU LIKE A COGNAC?
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I WAS JUST LEAVING.
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WE GOT OUR DEAL, BOY?
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YES, WE GOT OUR DEAL.
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YOU LIVE IN LOS
ANGELES, MR. REED?
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YES, AT THE MARINA.
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YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
HAVE AN APARTMENT
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OR ONE OF THOSE
PLEASANT TOWNHOUSES?
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I'M NOT MARRIED,
AND I LIVE ON A BOAT.
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REALLY? WHAT'S HER NAME?
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THE WHY NOT?
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THE WHY NOT?
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THAT'S A WONDERFUL NAME.
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DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S
WONDERFUL, DARLING?
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OH, YEAH.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL CUTE
THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT,
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2OO OR 3OO BOATS AGO.
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HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?
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WELL...
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MRS. FIELDING.
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HELLO.
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HELLO.
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I EXPECTED YOU
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TO DROP AROUND YESTERDAY
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OR MAYBE EVEN THE DAY BEFORE.
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WAS I THAT OBVIOUS?
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE
FIRST WIFE TO COME CALLING
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AFTER HER HUSBAND'S
MADE A BIG CHANGE
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IN HIS INSURANCE COVERAGE.
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USUALLY THEY'RE CURIOUS
ABOUT THE BENEFICIARY.
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DO YOU EVER TELL THEM?
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IF THEY'RE NICE TO ME.
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WELL, I CAN BE NICE.
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I CAN BE VERY, VERY NICE.
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Mrs. Fielding: MM.
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Mr. Reed: OH.
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MM.
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OH.
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UHH.
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WHY DO YOU LIVE ON A BOAT?
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I LIKE THE NOTION
THAT I CAN SAIL AWAY
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ON 10 MINUTES' NOTICE.
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ONE PHONE CALL, AND
THE LEASING COMPANY
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PICKS UP THE CAR.
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ANOTHER PHONE CALL,
AND THE JOB'S OVER.
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AS FAR AS FRIENDS GO,
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WELL, FOR A GOOD SALESMAN,
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THEY'RE AS EASY TO
FIND AS A NEW JOB.
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WHY DO I GET THIS FEELING
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YOU'RE TRYING TO
SELL ME SOMETHING?
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HMM?
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THE DOCTOR'S REPORT
ON YOUR HUSBAND
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SAYS HE'S GONNA LIVE
TO BE 104 BARRING...
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BARRING...
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BARRING WHAT? AN ACCIDENT?
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO SELL ME, AN ACCIDENT?
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LOOK, ACCIDENTS... HAPPEN.
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PEOPLE EVEN...
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HELP THEM TO HAPPEN.
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NO. NO, NO, NO. I
COULDN'T POSSIBLY
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BRING MYSELF TO DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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You wouldn't have
to do anything.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY
WOULD YOU EVEN OFFER?
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BECAUSE YOU ARE
EXACTLY WHAT I WANT.
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YOU'RE WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
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Parrot: HELLO?
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DARLING, MR. REED'S HERE.
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WELL.
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HA HA HA!
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GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT, JIMMY.
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THANK YOU, MR. FIELDING.
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BRING EVERYTHING? ALL OF IT?
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ALL OF IT, MR. FIELDING.
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GOOD. GLORIA AND ME THOUGHT
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WE OUGHT TO MAKE A LITTLE
CELEBRATION OUT OF THIS
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AND, UH, HAVE A GLASS OR 2 OF
CHAMPAGNE OUT ON THE BALCONY.
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I'LL GET THE CHAMPAGNE.
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WATCH THE LIGHTS COME ON?
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IT'S ALL THERE.
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OH, I'M SURE IT IS.
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JUST LIKE FINDING
MONEY IN THE STREET.
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I IMAGINE.
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NOW, LET'S DRINK
US SOME CHAMPAGNE.
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YOU GO AHEAD.
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I'M GONNA LAY EVERYTHING OUT
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SO IT'S READY FOR SIGNING.
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YEAH, I LIKE THAT.
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GOOD THINKING. I LIKE A
MAN WHO'S ORGANIZED.
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DAMN! THIS VIEW IS BEAUTIFUL.
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IT'S ALMOST WORTH
THE 3 MILLION BUCKS
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I PAID FOR THIS PLACE.
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HA! IT POSITIVELY GLOWS!
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BETTER GET ON OUT
HERE, BROTHER REED.
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MISSING A HELL OF A SHOW.
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I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
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LORD, I JUST NEVER
GET TIRED OF THIS VIEW.
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NEVER. RIGHT AT THIS
TIME, WHEN THE SUN IS SET
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AND ALL THE LIGHTS
ARE SPARKLING ON,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR, JIMMY?
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THEY SAY IT'S SMOG
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THAT'S MAKING THE LIGHTS
SO GODDAMN SPECTACULAR.
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I GUESS THERE'S
SOMETHING TO BE SAID
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ABOUT SMOG... AAH!
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UHH!
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HELP ME, GLORIA!
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AAH!
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AAH! UHH!
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UH!
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AAH!
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NOW I CALL THE COPS
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AND TRY TO SOUND
JUST A LITTLE HYSTERICAL.
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Parrot: AWK! HELLO.
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Parrot: HELLO.
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SO HE HADN'T LOST CONSCIOUSNESS?
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NO.
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NO. HE MUST HAVE KNOWN
WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
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I COULD STILL HEAR HIM
SCREAMING ALL THE WAY DOWN.
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DID YOU KNOW YOUR
HUSBAND HAD AGREED
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TO TAKE OUT A $10 MILLION TERM
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LIFE INSURANCE POLICY
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WITH YOU AS THE
SOLE BENEFICIARY?
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Gloria: HE DID?
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NO, MRS. FIELDING, HE DIDN'T.
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I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID...
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NO. I TOLD YOU HE HAD
AGREED TO TAKE IT OUT.
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HE HADN'T YET SIGNED THE PAPERS.
247
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OH.
248
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:55,833
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
TOO BAD, ISN'T IT?
249
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,505
BUT HE MEANT WELL.
250
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,090
POOR SEBASTIAN.
251
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:05,259
HE WAS SUCH A KIND
AND GENEROUS MAN.
252
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,656
THANK YOU, MRS. FIELDING.
253
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,720
UH, WE'LL SEE OURSELVES OUT.
254
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,084
Parrot: HELLO.
255
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,628
AHH...
256
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,866
HA HA HA! THEY'RE
ALREADY CALLING IT
257
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,601
DEATH BY MISADVENTURE.
258
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,871
THAT'S THEIR WAY OF SAYING
HE FELL OFF THE BALCONY.
259
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,940
IF YOUR HUSBAND HAD
SIGNED THOSE PAPERS,
260
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,541
THAT WOULD'VE GIVEN
THEM THEIR MOTIVE.
261
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,654
OOH, AND COPS
LOVE MONEY MOTIVES,
262
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,758
ESPECIALLY COMPLICATED ONES
THAT ARE EASY TO PULL APART.
263
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,548
BUT PUSH A GUY OFF A BALCONY,
264
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,485
AND WHO'S TO SAY HE
DIDN'T FALL OR JUMP?
265
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,987
HEH HEH HEH.
266
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,433
OH, AND IT WAS ALL
SO SIMPLE, WASN'T IT?
267
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:55,392
IT WASN'T JUST
SIMPLE, IT WAS PERFECT.
268
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,061
NOW WHAT?
269
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,063
NOW WE DON'T SEE
EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE.
270
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,416
RIGHT, RIGHT. FOR A FEW WEEKS,
271
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,584
AND THEN, YOU DROP OVER,
272
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,020
YOU SEE IF I NEED
ANY INSURANCE ADVICE.
273
00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:08,856
I DO. A ROMANCE SLOWLY BLOSSOMS.
274
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:11,059
WE'RE SEEN HAVING DINNER,
TAKING IN A MOVIE OR 2.
275
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,293
MM-HMM.
276
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:14,239
6 MONTHS FROM NOW
WE BECOME ENGAGED.
277
00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:16,748
A FEW WEEKS LATER,
WE'RE MARRIED,
278
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,361
AND THEY FORGET ALL ABOUT US.
279
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,052
I LOVE YOU.
280
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,821
OH.
281
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,523
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
282
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,960
COME HERE.
283
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:36,867
MMM.
284
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,210
UH.
285
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,605
FUCK.
286
00:15:58,674 --> 00:15:59,874
SHIT.
287
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,137
MR. JASPER.
288
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,622
JAMES.
289
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,140
INVITE YOUR BOSS IN.
290
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:19,209
OF COURSE. PLEASE COME IN.
291
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,479
OLD SEBASTIAN KNEW
HOW TO LIVE, DIDN'T HE?
292
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,148
YES, HE DID.
293
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,360
HOW'S GLORIA BEARING UP?
294
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,504
SHE'S TAKING IT PRETTY HARD.
295
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,651
I CAN IMAGINE.
296
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,031
SORT OF HANDLING THINGS FOR HER?
297
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,154
TEMPORARILY.
298
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:33,140
GOOD. GOOD. SHE NEEDS SOMEONE.
299
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,169
WHAT IF YOU LET
HER KNOW I'M HERE.
300
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,144
SEE IF THERE'S
ANYTHING I CAN DO.
301
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,645
THEN I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
302
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:40,732
GRIEF OFTEN LIKES TO BE ALONE.
303
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,978
WAS IT ALREADY ON THE NEWS?
304
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,435
WHAT, YOU MEAN ABOUT SEBASTIAN?
305
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,054
MM. I DON'T THINK SO.
306
00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:48,722
OF COURSE!
307
00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:51,358
YOU'RE WONDERING WHO TOLD ME.
308
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,910
THE POLICE DID.
309
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,680
CAME ROUND TO SEE ME, MATTER
OF FACT, TO TALK ABOUT YOU.
310
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,349
AFTER I WAS OVER THE SHOCK,
311
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,184
I PRAISED YOU TO THE SKIES.
312
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,670
IT'S A WONDER YOUR
EARS AREN'T STILL BURNING.
313
00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:05,939
THEY WENT AWAY HAPPY...
AS HAPPY AS COPS CAN BE.
314
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,890
WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU DOING HERE, JERRY?
315
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,384
SEBASTIAN WAS ONE OF
MY OLDEST FRIENDS, GLORIA.
316
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,786
I THOUGHT I'D DROP BY AND SEE
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO.
317
00:17:19,856 --> 00:17:21,522
OH, THERE SURE IS.
318
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,102
YOU CAN GET THE
HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE
319
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,792
AND OUT OF MY LIFE.
320
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:32,800
YOU SEE, JAMES, GLORIA
AND I USED TO BE FRIENDS,
321
00:17:32,869 --> 00:17:35,202
VERY CLOSE FRIENDS,
322
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,636
BUT IT DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG
323
00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:37,889
BECAUSE I MADE THE MISTAKE
324
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,642
OF INTRODUCING HER TO SEBASTIAN.
325
00:17:41,711 --> 00:17:43,644
AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW,
326
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,713
SHE WAS THE
FOURTH MRS. FIELDING.
327
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,715
I SEE.
328
00:17:47,783 --> 00:17:49,633
DO YOU, JAMES?
329
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,313
THEN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY I COULDN'T LET HER GO.
330
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,387
OH, THROW HIM OUT OF HERE.
331
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,267
JUST THROW HIM OUT
OF HERE BEFORE HE...
332
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,107
BEFORE I WHAT, SWEETIE?
333
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,305
BEFORE YOU DO
WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO:
334
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,195
POISON EVERYTHING.
335
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:04,815
I JUST COULDN'T
LET HER GO, JAMES.
336
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,768
I WAS ABSOLUTELY
OBSESSED WITH HER.
337
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:08,903
I STILL AM.
338
00:18:08,972 --> 00:18:12,056
IN FACT, WHEN SHE AND
SEBASTIAN MOVED IN HERE,
339
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,424
I RENTED A LITTLE CONDO
RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET
340
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,594
JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE
OF HER NOW AND THEN.
341
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:17,962
HEH. ACROSS THE STREET?
342
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,932
THAT'S RIGHT. RIGHT
ACROSS THE WILSHIRE.
343
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,433
15th FLOOR.
344
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,669
I TIMED HER COMINGS
AND HER GOINGS.
345
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,688
NEGLECTED MY BUSINESS.
346
00:18:27,757 --> 00:18:29,606
I EVEN BOUGHT THIS
LONG-LENS CAMERA
347
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,526
AND SPENT HOURS UP
ON THE BALCONY WITH IT,
348
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,661
JUST TO GET HER ON FILM.
349
00:18:34,731 --> 00:18:38,532
DAMN FOOL THING FOR A GROWN
MAN TO DO, DON'T YOU THINK?
350
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,287
JUST THIS EVENING,
351
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,667
I WAS OUT ON THE
BALCONY WITH MY CAMERA,
352
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,973
AND I SAW HER.
353
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,041
SO I TOOK A COUPLE SHOTS.
354
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,379
THEN SEBASTIAN CAME OUT.
355
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:55,983
AND HE LEANED OUT
OVER HIS BALCONY.
356
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,018
GOD, HOW THAT
MAN LOVED HIS VIEW.
357
00:18:58,087 --> 00:18:59,853
I TOOK A COUPLE OF
SHOTS FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.
358
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,908
THEN YOU CAME OUT, JAMES.
359
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,128
THAT'S RIGHT.
360
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,980
YOU GRABBED OLD
SEBASTIAN BY THE BRITCHES,
361
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:13,818
THREW HIM OVER THE
BALCONY, JUST AS SLICK AS SNOT.
362
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,652
I GOT A COUPLE OF GOOD
PICTURES OF THAT, TOO.
363
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:16,520
NO, NO!
364
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,989
I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM.
365
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,308
I BET YOU WOULD.
366
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,188
DO SOMETHING, GOD DAMN IT.
367
00:19:23,212 --> 00:19:24,644
SHUT UP, GLORIA.
368
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:26,191
I WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER SOONER,
369
00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:27,625
BUT I DID HAVE TO
TALK TO THE POLICE,
370
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:29,527
AND I HAD TO HAVE
THE FILM DEVELOPED.
371
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:30,817
2 SETS OF PRINTS...
372
00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:32,530
ONE FOR YOU, AND
ONE FOR MY LAWYER.
373
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:34,366
Gloria: OH, CHRIST.
374
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,090
OK, WHAT'S YOUR PRICE?
375
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:38,442
NOT MONEY. I HAVE ENOUGH.
376
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,593
I WANT TO SHARE.
377
00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:40,594
SHARE WHAT?
378
00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:41,929
GLORIA.
379
00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:44,665
AHH, HA. HE'S SICK.
380
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,829
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SICK.
381
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,870
OK, WHAT DOES
SHARE MEAN EXACTLY?
382
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,672
I WANT HER FROM DUSK TILL DAWN.
383
00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:54,541
YOU CAN HAVE HER
THE REST OF THE TIME.
384
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,127
YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF.
385
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:07,921
RATHER GOOD EXPOSURE,
DON'T YOU THINK?
386
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:11,542
WHEN?
387
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,691
WE WANT TO KNOW WHEN.
388
00:20:15,031 --> 00:20:17,981
I THINK THE SHARING
SHOULD BEGIN THIS EVENING.
389
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,551
I SEE NO REASON WHY WE
SHOULD WASTE ANY TIME.
390
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,687
NO REASON AT ALL.
391
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,745
Sebastian: WHAT
YOU'RE LOOKING AT
392
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,236
IS THE MONEY, PUSSY,
AND BULLSHIT CAPITAL
393
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,205
OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
394
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,518
Sebastian: WE GOT OUR DEAL, BOY?
395
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,627
James: YES, WE GOT OUR DEAL.
396
00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:00,908
Jerry: I WANT TO SHARE.
397
00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:02,626
James: SHARE WHAT? GLORIA.
398
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,229
Gloria: UH.
399
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,143
OH.
400
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,744
OH, GLORIA.
401
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,986
WHAT CAN I DO?
402
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,154
SAME THING YOU'VE DONE EVERY DAY
403
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:07,674
FOR THE PAST 3
MONTHS... NOTHING.
404
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,310
WAS IT WORSE THAN USUAL?
405
00:22:10,379 --> 00:22:12,229
HE'S THOUGHT UP A NEW WRINKLE.
406
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,032
2:00 IN THE MORNING, WE
DROVE TO A SUPERMARKET,
407
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:19,703
AND HE MADE ME GO IN
AND HIRE STREET PEOPLE.
408
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,372
TO DO WHAT?
409
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,857
WATCH US HAVE SEX,
410
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,677
JASPER AND ME.
411
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,395
THEY WERE SO DIRTY.
412
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,833
GOD, THEY WERE SO... FILTHY.
413
00:22:32,901 --> 00:22:35,936
FILTHY, DIRTY...
414
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,570
I CAN'T LET THIS GO ON.
415
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:46,530
IT'S GOT TO GO ON AS LONG
AS JASPER WANTS IT TO.
416
00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,782
OTHERWISE, HE'LL TAKE
THOSE PICTURES TO THE POLICE.
417
00:22:48,851 --> 00:22:50,818
YOU AND I WILL DIE IN JAIL.
418
00:22:50,886 --> 00:22:54,521
There's got to be a way out.
419
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:57,041
There's got to be.
420
00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,026
THERE'S NO WAY.
421
00:23:00,095 --> 00:23:01,695
NONE.
422
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,647
NONE. HE'LL NEVER LET GO.
423
00:23:13,242 --> 00:23:15,142
JIM?
424
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,057
JIM?
425
00:23:30,126 --> 00:23:32,125
DARLING?
426
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,243
OH, MY GOD.
427
00:23:49,312 --> 00:23:51,745
JIM. JIM!
428
00:23:51,814 --> 00:23:53,147
JIM!
429
00:23:53,216 --> 00:23:56,199
JIM, WHAT DID YOU DO? HUH?
430
00:23:58,337 --> 00:23:59,903
NEMBUTAL?
431
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:03,541
HOW MANY? HOW MANY
DID YOU TAKE, HUH?
432
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,543
PLENTY.
433
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,211
48.
434
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,899
READ THIS.
435
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,537
SETS YOU FREE.
436
00:24:24,246 --> 00:24:27,564
I, JAMES REED, HEREBY
CONFESS ON MY DEATH BED
437
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,234
THAT, WITH MALICE AFORETHOUGHT,
438
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,769
I MURDERED SEBASTIAN FIELDING
439
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:35,038
BY PUSHING HIM FROM HIS BALCONY.
440
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,791
I FURTHER SWEAR THAT
MRS. GLORIA FIELDING
441
00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:41,679
HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
HER HUSBAND'S DEATH
442
00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:43,697
AND THAT FURTHERMORE...
443
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,135
THANK YOU, MY
POOR, DUMB DARLING.
444
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:23,587
DID HE?
445
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,205
HE DID, INDEED.
446
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,541
AH. WHAT DID HE USE?
447
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,577
48 NEMBUTALS.
448
00:25:30,645 --> 00:25:32,913
HOW TACKY.
449
00:25:32,982 --> 00:25:35,065
HA HA HA!
450
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,383
WAS THERE A CONFESSION NOTE?
451
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:40,020
YES, A LONG AND
INCRIMINATING ONE.
452
00:25:40,089 --> 00:25:41,488
I BURNED IT, OF COURSE.
453
00:25:41,557 --> 00:25:45,225
NOW NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW
THAT SEBASTIAN WAS MURDERED.
454
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:48,912
THANKS TO YOUR
BRILLIANT PLANNING.
455
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,941
AND YOUR BRILLIANT ACTING.
456
00:26:06,081 --> 00:26:08,682
HELLO, JIM. AWK!
457
00:26:08,751 --> 00:26:10,984
HELP ME, GLORIA! AWK!
458
00:26:27,302 --> 00:26:29,403
EXCUSE ME, KIDDIES.
459
00:26:29,471 --> 00:26:32,172
BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.
460
00:26:35,144 --> 00:26:36,410
UHH!
461
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:44,084
SO THIS IS SUICIDE.
462
00:26:44,153 --> 00:26:49,423
AW, SOMEHOW I THOUGHT
IT'D HAVE MORE PUNCH.
463
00:26:49,491 --> 00:26:51,091
OH, WELL.
464
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,362
AT LEAST JIM'S BIG
FINISH HAD A BRIGHT SIDE.
465
00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:58,098
I HATE TO SEE A GUY
THROW HIS LIFE AWAY
466
00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:02,102
WITHOUT SOME DAME
GETTING A LAUGH OUT OF IT.
467
00:27:02,171 --> 00:27:03,937
SO REMEMBER,
468
00:27:04,005 --> 00:27:08,275
IF YOUR LADY'S EVENINGS
ARE ALL BOOKED UP,
469
00:27:08,343 --> 00:27:09,709
DO WHAT I DO.
470
00:27:12,014 --> 00:27:13,046
DROP HER.
471
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:17,450
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